Sex and Intimacy: Classy guy - FML

Classy guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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You deserved it 313

Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 715

By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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You deserved it 7 815

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Spicy

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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You deserved it 298

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 072

By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Top comments

mega20913 8

Friday 1 February 2013 12:19

all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning

Mideoyeo 12

Friday 1 February 2013 12:00

Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~

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joanniejore 7

Friday 1 February 2013 17:04

You have very low standards.

gemmadaws 3

Friday 1 February 2013 17:14

Thank heavens for your high standards other wise he would have wet the bed

dhenri 9

Friday 1 February 2013 18:02

I mean, at least you're getting laid.

onorexveritas 23

Friday 1 February 2013 18:51

good for him

mykelinva 4

Friday 1 February 2013 18:55

The act of sex and the hormones released during an ****** relax the body. Maybe he doesn't want to fart but his body relaxes and they slip out. Maybe he is holding his gas in as long as he can so as not to offend you....

Zehla 7

Friday 1 February 2013 20:11

True love: If my boyfriend farts during or after sex it kills the mood. Not because it disgusts me, but because I am laughing too hard to focus. Lighten up, OP.

GoodLookingGeese 10

Friday 1 February 2013 20:43

I hate all of these stories about guys acting life fuc**ng pigs! They break real guys reputation!

ashjo 12

Friday 1 February 2013 21:20

Who cares my burps like every five seconds...... Thank God he doesn't during sex though

SoylentCandycorn 10

Friday 1 February 2013 21:32

If OP is a dude and his BF is the bottom, the BF kind of has an excuse. Just sayin'.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 1 February 2013 22:49

Did you finally get to cuddle without enduring a Dutch oven?

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Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML

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Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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