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Classy guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Spicy

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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mega20913 8

Friday 1 February 2013 12:19

all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning

Mideoyeo 12

Friday 1 February 2013 12:00

Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~

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MinorDisturbance 4

Tuesday 5 February 2013 14:52

The No Fart Kind Heart Academy Award!

Astrantia_fml 5

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:22

what this tells me is you probably don't see a long term relationship with him. . . if you are though you really need to think what you want because no man is going to hold in their farts for you for the rest of their lives. or at least not run and hide to home that they are farting. this post is ridiculous.

feedmankeynow 10

Tuesday 23 April 2013 15:14

So many comments buried

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