Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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Comments

Fortitudine 3

Then get down there and suck it! That kind of thing should turn you on

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El_Chile_Sabroso 0

He's right u know!! n let me guess... u did it..

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phatmac21 8

GREATEST LINE EVER!!!! IM SO GONNA USE IT!!!

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Equin0x 0

Well that's true it won't. so get to it.

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Discombobulated9 12

What an asshole thing to say. I don't find that funny at all, I would be pissed if my man spoke to me like that.

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Donniehw 5

punch him in the balls and say they aren't gonna ice themselves....

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olodog 0

I use it all the time another thing that works is do it ur self she will join in!

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