Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

wow what did you do afterwards?

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Candyyy123 0

FYL if you actually did it.

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tayfehrenbachxo 0

I think the question is, did you do it ?

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Eternityfalls 0

yea, so why don't you do it

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mrsvickybear 9

my boyfriend did tht to me yesterday except he wasnt sweet about it

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codyFML 0

I say that all the time!!! lol

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derskittles 5

Lol though he attempted to pull off the sweet talk he could have tried what my husbaand does "Do you think you could do me a favor?" lol a little less of a fail

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