Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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Comments

thomas357 0

hey today it worked for me :)

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Texascountyboy 0

lol he is right

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rj6 0

tell him to suck it then(: oh & it's not gunna eat itself either•••duhh!

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xOashleymarie 0

Aint that like a gentleman to ask...

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qWeerGrrl 0

next time, you say the same thing, tell that douche bag to get on his knees and dine on the vagine!

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bianca1123 3

Wow, that was deep.

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