Close but no cigar

By loner - 07/06/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card, only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML
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panicked 0

eat the invitation.

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LchTessMnstr 3

That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.

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jetstream417 0

Don't worry, middle / high school is just for hoes and tricks. You're life will change for the better in college or the job market. You don't need that kind of material bullshit. FYL.

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0hh_snap 0

This is so fake. Do you know how many tv shows this has been on?

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guitardedman 0

in roughly 14 years when you make it to college when there is a party any day of the week, you will care much much less. but seriously, get off of FML until you at least stop riding the bus..its not a "**** my life" moment because you aren't mister popular in the fifth grade. and if you dispute me on your age, then you are an idiot for caring about popularity to begin with. even if you're in high school, not going to the popular girls birthday party isn't the end of the world. i didn't get invited to shit when i was little, so i started throwing my own parties and most people would say "dont invite the popular kids", i did. then they knew who the **** I was. have a party for no reason, unless you are like 6 which i think you are. and if you are that young, go eat a lunchable and shit your pants and go play with some legos.

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moheat 0

Piece of advice kid, in situations like these, you act like a bad ass rebel and ignore lil miss popular. Being the nice guy never paid off till later in life... Your early years should be spent being a lil prick and you'll see suddenly people notice and respect you more. What sad world we live in...

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99problems_fml 0

2nd graders shouldn't be allowed to use FML, or even the internet for that matter but dont worry, miss popular has cooties

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Zabaoth 0

Most popular girl? What kind of juvenile ******* shit is this? Anyway, it sucks. But don't worry kid, after a few years and a couple abortions she'll probably end up eating a 9mm aspirin because nobody treats her like a princess anymore.

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IAmBridgette 0

Why is it a big deal to get invited to a party by the "most popular girl in school"? Is it like, the only way you could feel good about yourself? For ***** sake... I hate high school.

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emilycat27 0

You've never been invited to a birthday party? Isn't it like mandatory to invite the whole class in elemetary school?

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