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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

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Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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sugarysofalof 22

Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)

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M3talGuitarist 9

I think it's kind of awesome that you both play pokémon. Anyway, I'm sure it'll happen for you guys.

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jh921971 10

If you chicken out to play Pokemon you're simply not ready. Time to play the waiting game.

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Schiffy 18

There are a handful of more awkward post-failure events that could have happened. Can't complain too much.

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Emaknz 5

He sounds like a keeper :)

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cmorgan119 10

You do it when you're ready OP :) no FML there.

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xxpenguxx 8

Glad you chose a great game over sex. I'm my opinion save if for when you get married. :)

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ThePez828 18

Sex is only a big deal when you aren't having it! Playing Pokemon is a wonderful way to spend time with each other (written by a 29 year old, married female with a baby who puts video games like Pokemon up high on her priority list)!

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doglover100 28

You weren't ready, that's fine.

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