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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

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Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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sugarysofalof 22

Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)

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Melkboy 7

You deserved it, 'cuz that sounds awesome~!

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sanecatlady 13

"Virgin" is not a dirty word. You should wait until you're really ready. It really bothers me that most people really do it the first time just because of that oh-so-horrible "V" word.

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ileenefudge 29

You're going to join on Team Rockets side too, right? Do you need a little more time to think about it? Or is it too big a step to soon? Giovanni is always looking to hire more grunts, and it was less painful than having sex anyways.

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TaliaAmaraS 13

Pokemon is forever. My husband and I still play it together!

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LanaToTheTA 13

That's super cute!!!

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Quiet_one 22

If you both "chickened out" you guys weren't ready for it yet anyway. There's no point in rushing it.

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gwillikersbatman 6

@gottacatchemall catch all pokemon dont catch any stds, or bidoofs

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lux0rd 18

Bidoof has an unfair bad rep. It evolves into Bibarel at level 15 and can learn almost all the HM moves so makes a brilliant HM slave saving your good pokemon.

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kurodansei 16

Hey you're clearly not ready for the IndiGo Plateau. Which is fine. Ain't no shame in not being ready yet.

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myoukei 31

Don't listen to what society says, wait until you two are ready.

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