Sex and Intimacy: Common passion

Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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Monday 9 November 2009 16:59

that shower head is SUCH A ****!

iamelrebel 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:36

big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...

Comments

Index_fml 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:59

HOT!!!!!

pinkredneck30 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:51

it's just shocking the first time you see your partner having fun on their own. but we all do it and a shower head is a woman's bestfriend!

helen29 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:28

the shower heads the shit!!!

ThisRandomChild 0

Friday 29 July 2011 22:59

EWWWWIIIEEEEEEEE! I could have lived my life not knowing that...

kilageDB 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:42

Sounds like you guys need to spice it up a lil bit

DudeAbides477u 0

Monday 15 August 2011 19:48

haha that just made my day!

Eliannas_Mommy 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:44

I just hope hes using in for the front and not the back .. If you noe what I mean. Lmfao!

P1Nk13 7

Sunday 13 May 2012 23:09

that's ****** weird

slayertack 19

Tuesday 28 August 2012 22:44

You know, theres a chance he was making a joke. Many people tend to do that.

sugarbear0727 19

Thursday 6 June 2013 4:51

That's pretty funny. My boyfriend likes to watch me play, its fun and exciting. Especially when I tell him he can't touch, it drives him crazy. I can totally understand having a moment to yourself, and his comeback was hilarious.