Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

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Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
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iamelrebel 0

big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...

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IceCream53423 0

why is this an fml? where in here would it be an fml moment? that's stupid. also all you people asking why others want pics it's a JOKE. they don't honestly expect someone to give them pics

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Ziwhtam 0

How do so many people not get the FML? I think it implies that the husband used the shower head for... you know... too, which seems like the funniest outcome.

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omghehehe 0

Wait... only 4 months of marriage and u both are masturbating? Already? Awww... I hope u asked him to join u in the shower and continue ur warm up :) Then the main course in the kitchen, dining room, living room, etc. hehehe ;)

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miss_madison 10

Sometime sex and masturbation produce different orgasms. Other times your significant other is at work or out somewhere. Just because they ********** doesn't necessarily mean they aren't getting enough sex.

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MyMichaelJackson 0

ha, everybody, it's an FML because her husband plays with himself&the showerhead and that's kinda sorta very weird... yall understand?

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post_mortem 0

So where exactly is the problem? Your life is ruined because of...?

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kravitzz1990 0

this is NOT a FML!!!! fyl coz im so dumb!

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FromCFL 0

Wait. What's weird about a guy playing with himself in the shower? And what's wrong with masturbating when you've been married 4 months? Do you people honestly think people have to stop masturbating once they're in a relationship? What are you, 10 years old? After puberty, masturbation for both men & women is as much (if not more) about stress relief and just general release as it is about sex. I can't count the number of times I've made love to my partner & then jerked off while showering afterwards.

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omghehehe 0

In my opinion, when masturbation doesn't interfere with a healthy sex life with your partner, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. My assumption was, with only 4 months of marriage, they would be sexed out. That's just from my experience. I understand some people use masturbation in a form of stress relief. Great, whatever works for them. My ex did that, later down the line. I had no problem with it. But, I do have to say, you must have great stamina to be able to make love to your partner and ******. Then "jerk off" after. That's quite impressive :)

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DameGreyWulf 0

Actually, statistics show people tend to ********** MORE when they're in a relationship. Maybe it's actually having someone specifically to think about? [shrugs]

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Nubcake67 4

That would make sense (the stats about masturbation).

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xclegend613 0

ha i would've just sat and watched for a while if i was your husband

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invalid_name94 0

I wish I could even get off... :-/ Playing with myself or having my girlfriend do it for me I never get anywhere :-/ I get hard, have a bit of pleaure, but never ******... Kinda sucks... Any idea how to fix this?

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Shayy_o_O 0

maybe you should post that on a site where people are actually going to help you rather than as a comment on an fml

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

standard fml answer: maybe you're gay?

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perdix 29

That's fantastic. I hope others caught the "Et tu, Brute?" reference. That phrase is useful in everyday life. Who said learning can't be fun? Egbert Duddleberry. But he was an idiot and no one listened to him anyway.

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