Sex and Intimacy: Common passion

Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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Monday 9 November 2009 16:59

that shower head is SUCH A ****!

iamelrebel 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:36

big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...

Comments

MadVlrus 1

Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:04

Wouw didn't know girls do it as well! :o Damn that's pritty usefull to know... ;)

blackaut 0

Monday 23 November 2009 11:33

hahahaha #10

Nubcake67 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:37

I agree with the "Et tu, Brute?" reference. Well done!

how_to_implode 17

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:19

There's really nothing wrong with masturbating even when you're married. It's different and nice in its own way.

Nubcake67 4

Sunday 29 November 2009 3:15

Did you see post #56? I think you should read it.

Nubcake67 4

Friday 18 December 2009 1:13

Is there a Rule 35 on this post?

dyld921 2

Friday 23 April 2010 11:46

Just wondering. How does a guy have fun with a shower head? Does he just spray water on himself or something?

billyme 4

Thursday 24 June 2010 17:18

If they're suggesting "intimate" moment, I'd assume it's the part in the front. It always feels good to wash for guys.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 12:43

****, I scrolled trough the comments hoping noone catched that. He probably even directed it at the shower head (that's why he was looking down), in the sense "you **** my wife too?"