Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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tylersign 11

Was his reaction something like: "Ooh, even better."? If so... Leave that place.

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Redoxx_fml 22

At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"

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2ndSucks 15

I'm sure he was very turned on, OP.

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mama2b3 20

Why? Because incest is so hot??

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SystemofaBlink41 27

So trimming your family member's pubic hair is considered incest? uh... I left my dvd on! *runs away*

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Pelreskovich 11

You know, it's similar to having someone proof read a paper.. A second pair of eyes will always find the missed spots and flaws! :P

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flockz 19

i smack my ferret on a daily basis. animal control has no idea.

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flockz 19

i water the flowers everyday. no need to be angry!

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behemoth198 0

Flockz, why is your picture someone holding their deuce?

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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

I rape potatoes everyday don't tell health service

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silentbutfunny 0

I tend to choke the chicken... PETA would be PISSED

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

48 - Twilight.

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HannahWho 8

I take the sea dragon every day, for the people.

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cja101 8

Flockz loads of your comments are great but this one is a perfect match to your pic no offence

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GoW_Chick 14

My creeper senses are tingling.

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eminemop 0

Maybe simgar98's the perv OP's talking about.

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quite_bored 9

You're 14, you'll do your homework and go to bed.

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silentbutfunny 0

Or butthead "hey babay, heehhuhuhuh, do you like, mow your lawn? Heehhuhuhuh"

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jessimica642 8

Yeah heh heh like, dues the carpet match the drapes heh heh BOINGIONGIONG!

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OctoberRainfall 13

The surname of the pervert in my class is Beavis...and after reading the fml about class perverts and then reading your comment, I couldn't help but make the connection

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Snafuusmc 12

*rich white guy laugh* is that what kids are doing nowadays?

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The_Hitdude 12

What the hell does a "rich white kid laugh" sound like?

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cja101 8

The same as a rich black kid I assume

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music_woman1 11

I really hope he doesn't use that against you.

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Savra_fml 17

That's just computer jargon for "do you ejaculate your flash drive". FYL

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efynsien 1

Aha! I read that fml!! I see what you did there.

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P3_LadyChaosGoW 0

Ahaha wow, you walked straight into that one! Well, at least you'll know better the next time anyone asks you that.

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