Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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tylersign 11

Was his reaction something like: "Ooh, even better."? If so... Leave that place.

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Redoxx_fml 22

At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"

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cmars3 7

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

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LateandGreat 11

Aww, you'll probably wince every time you remember that one from now on :(

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Meraklez1013 9

Omg I was tricked like that one time too so don't feel bad buddy ?

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quite_bored 9

Are you asking me or telling me?

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ieatcats 0

Once* the grammer nazi has arrived.

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tr0llz0r 0

You make your dad do all of the mowing? How lazy of you.

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calivianya 29

What kind of an idiot uses a phrase like mowing the lawn anyway? If you've got a question, just ask it. I wouldn't sweat giving him a strange answer - if he's too much of a pussy to just ask if you shave rather than using some stupid metaphor, he doesn't deserve an answer anyway.

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boydeee01 7

It's supposed to be a joke, where you make someone say something they don't mean.

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silentbutfunny 0

"some pervert" i think you would fall in this category

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docscientist 9

42, you act like metaphors were behind some traumatic experience of yours.

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drawmyhearton_fml 3

Well that's awkward xDDD I wonder how he reacted

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