Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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codgod93 0

well that's just too bad. man up and tell him so he can maybe work on giving you one!

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perdix 29

That is a question no man should ever ask -- there is only one answer that will always be given. As far as we are concerned, it doesn't matter to us whether your orgasms are real or not, they are just signals that we are doing it right. If you are faking, you are just screwing yourself (figuratively) because you are letting him get away with inadequate performance. If you lay there quietly as he pumps away, he might get the hint that he has work to do down there with his fingers and his tongue.

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DuckFlu 0

this isn't really an fml you know...

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kombucha_fml 8

i'm sorry but you deserve it, as you should talk to him and tell him what turns you on.

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EvilDave 13

Yet another fine example of how wonderfully women communicate.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#88 Not all women are like OP. You do realize that, right?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Well, Nerds, you said it a lot tamer than I would have.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Bahaha. Believe me, I had to try pretty hard to restrain myself. :P

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Freeze_fml 16

FYL for having a communication disability.

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schalk 12

It's usually pretty obvious if a woman does have one. OP, you need to coach your man. Maybe try some different positions, just not that one where you put your ankles on his shoulders.

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joa76 3

Wait, why not? I mean, sure, that can hurt the first couple times you try it because he can go a lot deeper, but it feels AMAZING, and is absolutely perfect for hitting your G-spot.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

It's a ref to a recent FML. The OP thought she'd peed herself in that position. There was some debate in the comments about whether it was piss or female ejaculate, though.

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cardin_06 3

Well now you can't get mad if he doesn't give it to you right

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mattmag 0

If he's asking, he already knew the answer. You just made it worse.

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Crysta_fml 3

Or you could've just told him, and you both could've worked on making the sex more enjoyable. But since you aren't mature enough to discuss what you'd rather he'd do in bed, or what he's doing wrong, YDI and enjoy the bad sex.

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