Health: Compassion? Pah!

Compassion? Pah!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

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By Riskreh - 23/09/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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By dinkley7 - 28/07/2021 18:01

Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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Southerndatageek 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:16

Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.

Hendrixguy 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:09

You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"

Comments

kobaiz24 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:26

why were you crying over a migraine?

happyFace12 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 4:11

have you ever had a migraine? they are excruciating pain and if they are bad enuf yeah you'd cry about it too. migraines are worse than just a headache they're like in your head and anytime you move your eyes you feel excruciating pain. OP I feel for you, migraines suck

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:05

I get migraines often that pills won't help. I'm definitely not a junky cuz I only take Tylenol for them. They can be really bad, especially after a concussion, but its not really worth crying about.

hehehahAho 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:16

shit happens. you just sound like a lil bitch

weregirl 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:23

cronic migranes here. :/ it hurts, sorry OP

chlobo13 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:38

guys, go easy on the guy... he was probably half asleep when he asked what was wrong, then passed back out. No big deal.

flammenhund 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:46

I'd stroke your magical genie :$

ashtonTS 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:49

I get the feeling you're single...bitch.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:48

Yeah, I totally got that feeling too! I think that's why she tried to wake up her BOYFRIEND.

Sammara 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:59

It doesn't sound like he was really awake. He heard a noise, spoke, and went back into his deep sleep. People do it all the time. Crying about your migraine will only make it worse, though...trust me. Go get a cold cloth and call the doctor to get some preventative meds.

missIrene 6

Tuesday 1 March 2011 7:10

I get severe migranes that have goten to the point where I vomit, there's no pill that can help that. and it's not good to take pills all the time. pain is just weakness leaving the body so just ride it out and eventually you'll get used to them Hun