Food and Miscellaneous: Complicated - FML

Complicated

By mylifeissad - 30/12/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 22:00 - United States - Bisbee

Today, I decided to be adventurous and try a new exotic fruit. I bought a dragon fruit, but no one warned me that it looks better on Instagram than it tastes. Now I have a fridge full of disappointment and a dragon fruit that's more like a dragon letdown. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML

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By HistoryHasEyes - 04/09/2020 23:01

Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By cleb - 22/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the seeds of the Cherimoya fruit are toxic. I found out by eating the entire fruit, including all seeds. FML

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By St Steven - 15/04/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML

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By Rochelle - 25/07/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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Poisoning

By anon - 07/11/2012 23:28 - United States

Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

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Nature is healing

By Anonymous - 03/08/2021 18:01 - Germany

Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML

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CinderChicken 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:49

Clearly, the OP hit enter before they finished typing. I imagine the whole thing would read: "Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet, because my jaw got wired shut and I need the specific vitamins in mangos to survive. Turns out, the only way to absorb them is to now use my whole mango as a suppository. FML." -or something to that effect. :D

shelboo_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:09

This is a lame fml to approve. Just slightly.

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rotyeqnor 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:33

op's life is not f---ed, it's just meaningless and average

FortuneFaded 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:33

Wow, your life is so messed up OP. I feel so sorry for you.

coffee_addict7 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:38

How on earth is this an FML?

vermillionlove 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:39

OMG, how unfortunate!

xkaokaox 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:46

peel it...... take the seed out. eat it. YUM YUM. shit it out later. GG.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:46

You couldn't figure out how to eat fruit? Please report to the nearest sterilization center.

CinderChicken 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:49

Clearly, the OP hit enter before they finished typing. I imagine the whole thing would read: "Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet, because my jaw got wired shut and I need the specific vitamins in mangos to survive. Turns out, the only way to absorb them is to now use my whole mango as a suppository. FML." -or something to that effect. :D

idiotkid 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:53

Oh wow. Yeah, **** your life. This is just horrible.

BrownSugar_fml 5

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:55

loving 21's comment!!! lol

Stumblebum30 5

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:56

This is no FML OP. Post again when you have a real fml. and who the hell approved this one?

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