Awkward and Work: Confused?

Confused?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

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By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

She's an oompa loompa

skata 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

how do you screw that up?

Comments

redrubies5000 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:36

That is funny, probably something I would have said.

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:55

What breed was she?

21247004 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 7:59

You're retarded.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:08

OP... suggestions for the next time... at your next job... 1- oh, she's so cute... who's the father? 2 - why she's so cute... is she adopted? 3 - she is adorable... is this your baby? 4 - what a cute thing- is it human? 5 - What the hell - dogs can't sit at the table this little ******* gotta go!! just some samples for ya.... the first couple are offensive for sure but the last two are right up your alley!!!!

satph 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 12:51

suggestions for your next comment... just don't bother typing.

KazooNinja 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:10

How?

j_cat187 19

Saturday 22 October 2011 9:28

She is half man half donkey.

bgraber04 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 9:42

shes human...what breed are u?

rroxie124 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 14:16

Hahahahhahh(:

LaDeFreakinDa 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 15:18

its ok OP I was a hostess for a while and I once to a woman in a wheelchair to "walk this way"...

ravens_embrace 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:50

Total fail but hilarious. It reminds me of when my sister was in line at the store and this woman in front of her had a horribly ugly child with her. My sister bent to play with the child..and MEANT to say 'Aww she's so cute' but instead said what she was really thinking 'Aww she's so UGLY!' Needless to say the other woman was NOT happy but I about pissed myself laughing.