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By jennabee97 - 08/11/2014 23:02 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Holy mother of OP she's good.

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giantsfan2010 23

She's good. How the hell do you do that in church with nobody noticing.

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thes7274473 19

Oh ****! Oh God! What the ****! That's so ******* wrong! What the hell!

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GlitterScribbles 9

Your mother is proud of being disgusting and possible lewd act charges if anyone DID see her...in a church. What a lovely woman.

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Derpinboppin 13

Honestly I'm proud of your mom. That is definitely an achievement.

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brandi_cuttino 7

I would say "she needs church"... But I mean... Yeah.

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theprophecy 5

I jacked it in my social studies class once. my teacher was crazy hot with a miniskirt that day. not a single person knew

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KittyHawkMarch 29

Really?! In a church of all places. Why even go then?

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jdcg116 10

So very wrong on so many levels. But go mom tear it up. His control at not letting anyone know. Wow I'm impressed.

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sammygirl92 4

Wow... I have had some impressive sexual encounters in some impressive places but church just seems like a little much...

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