Congratulations!

By jennabee97 - 08/11/2014 23:02 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Holy mother of OP she's good.

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giantsfan2010 23

She's good. How the hell do you do that in church with nobody noticing.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I'm not a religious person but I find that quite disrespectful to do that in a place of cult, worse in a place where they are children around. Your parents are quite disturbing.

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inowhtthefoxsays 20

Best. FML. Ever

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TonyTalkingClock 11

I don't even...

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okpfakpapk 14

Is no one else going to comment about the fact that the username has 97 in it and she's pregnant with her second child?

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chrisims12 3

Maybe she graduated college or high school in 97

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rocker_chick23 27

It could be a random number. I use 86 for my gmail account and I was not born in 86.

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The_madmax 23

97 could just be a lucky number it doesn't have to be the year she was born in

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Spark_Slicker 19

That's incredibly disrespectful and disgusting of your parents. Congratulations on your baby, though.

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Ahmad69a 10

You can say, She pulled the job off silently.

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demonfacee 14

Did you really jack off your dad off in church last week? If so, that's pretty bad, but still your mom doesn't need to be all rude about it. Congrats for your second child.

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KariAnn7985 8

What? I don't think that's what it says...

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rocker_chick23 27

Re-read the FML. OP did not jack off her father in church.

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