Congratulations!

By jennabee97 - 08/11/2014 23:02 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Holy mother of OP she's good.

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giantsfan2010 23

She's good. How the hell do you do that in church with nobody noticing.

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CenturionK 3

Sounds like she's on the highway to hell

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tonyfan00 38

This takes sinning to a whole new level... On a side note, I think we know the answer as to weather show goes to Hell or not....

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danm19 15

Grandmother of the year right there.

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nialls_girl 13

Oh she'll be one of those kind of grandmas...

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ZackFev 6

Hate to ask, but are you born in '97? Just based on your name, that means your around 17, and already a 2nd expected kid? Congrats but that seems like a bit too much, too soon

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sarcasmismyno1 22

.... Or she could be class of 97. Judgey.

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ChibiChick25 8

Soooo, your parents might be going to hell hahaha

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Chandraraj12 0

Achievement unlocked: give a hand for Jesus

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