Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Tsunami87 17

Ironically both of those things are timeless

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thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

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stevenmx86 7

Why the **** would you buy a Rolex for someone who hasn't bought you a ring yet? That's a several thousand dollar purchase.. Ridiculous..

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Mourningstar 4

Rolex??? BOYFRIEND???

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Wheredidgrungego 12

OP pretty much just paid thousands of dollars to get herpes.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

OP pretty much just paid thousands of dollars to get herpes.

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bubo_fml 10

It was only a matter of time...

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Omgitsaireyonna 6

Hopefully you don't end up on iau under "herps confirmed".(;

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loserman67 35

In return you need to give him: A: His walking papers, courtesy of your morals and brains. B: A SERIOUS kick in the balls, courtesy of yor left (or right) foot. C: The Doctors bill, courtesy of your doctor D: A phone call and explanation to his family so they don't get infected, courtesy of yoru high-standards C: A nice Tweet to everyone he knows, courtesy of his being a ********!

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Twisted_Angel 17

I hope you also gave him help moving his shit out! Courtesy of him being a cheating knob gobbler.

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