Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Tsunami87 17

Ironically both of those things are timeless

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thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

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ThisIsSpicy 2

Well, herpes are kind of like diamonds, they're forever.....

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evebright 5

At least he gets to enjoy the pleasures of herpes for a lifetime too! Take a souvenir when you dump him, like maybe a nipple...or his pecker.

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mrwiggles5422 4

I'm sorry, but i must say... Bahahahahahahaha!!! that's what you get for not making him wear a jimmy. "no ballon, no party" should be your motto.

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BlAzEtHiS 0

I'd get that Rolex back, like yesterday.

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clockworkrainbow 3

Correct me if I'm wrong but, you can sue somebody for giving you an STD if they know they have it. It'd be a hard case to win, though..

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mspeacock 6

Give him something... Like a black eye, broken rib, or something of that nature. And I'd send a letter to him mother letting her know. Guys don't normally want their mom to know they are a shit bag.

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