Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Tsunami87 17

Ironically both of those things are timeless

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thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

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ohmandapants 16

Maybe you should have given him the gift of CONDOMS.

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Buzzy123 7

Better to give then receive I guess

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stevenmx86 7

63, my wife's engagement ring was $500 don't speak when you don't have any idea. Besides, my original statement was using a ring as an indication of a commitment the watch may have been but you can't assume that without her calling it an engagement gift.. People are so

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JinxosGirl87 0

Don't lie; it was a ring from the gumball machine, wasn't it?

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didthatreallyhap_fml 14

OMG THAT IS SOOOOO SAD!!! I couldn't imagine being in your place and not being behind bars. you should've stomped that dudes balls to pieces smh.

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ifmlftw 0

you shouldnt buy someone a rolex on the 3 month anniversary. trololololo

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didthatreallyhap_fml 14

um... i think anniversaries are a YEARLY thing not weekly...

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SkardeyKat 3

Wow, he gave you a gift that will last a lifetime. And all you got him was a Rolex? You should have given him a swift kick in the nuts. I guess it's not too late for that. :)

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