Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 735
You deserved it 5 127

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ironically both of those things are timeless

thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

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I read that about 50% of the worlds population already has the herpes virus, just that not everyone gets the breakouts.. It almost seems inevitable

Marcella1016 31

There's different types of herpes. That statistic probably includes chicken pox and cold sores. And yes, those are all types of herpes.

leadman1989 15

Ha jokes on him... You bought it with his money. :)

You dated him, you deserve it. Try to find a faithful guy instead of a cheater douche. Hope ya learned your lesson

You know, a person doesnt show their true colors until later. Saying "YDI, because you chose him" is so ******* close minded..

torijeanne198705 4

That's like saying if your married and your spouse hits you; you deserve it because u married him or her I agree ppl don't always show their true colors. Idiot!

Girls date douchebags all the time while putting down the nice guys. So when karma comes around and they get some bad stuff happen, they deserve it.

Bitter much, #161? Why don't you take your sad little issues elsewhere? You don't know jack about this girl. Of course she doesn't deserve to be strapped with the retarded stigma and forced to put up with selfish douchebags like you. News flash: nice guys don't say shit like what you said.

I've observed this dozens of times, to myself and others. The girl disses the nice guy and dates the jerk, but whines and complains when something bad happens. It's karma and they deserve it. Now let's think bout this. We have no idea what this girl is like. So it's also understandable she could have cheated on her boyfriend and bought the rolex out of guilt but waited till the anniversary so it wouldn't be suspicious and neglected to mention this as it would flood the ydi. Can't prove me wrong

Your defense is that I can't prove a negative? Do you know what a logical fallacy is? The cheater is responsible for his actions. She does NOT deserve this. Karma is BS for bitter people. I think you're just a bitter asshole who wants to blame others for your failures. Can't prove me wrong. :P

No I can't prove you wrong, that's fair. Ps it wasn't a defense, just food for thought. You really can't say anything is true here, that's what I'm getting at. Example: how do you know this fml is even true? You want to talk logic, let's talk

I agree: your boyfriend is a douche. Sorry, OP. BTW: I loved the wording of this FML.

moomoomeow2 7
Capt_Oblivious 10

It's a gift that'll last forever. Kinda like a diamond, except that no one else will want to take it from you.

i hope you dumped him, then kicked him in the nads.

smash the watch, have sex with him, give him the herpies and move to Alaska.

je_suis_fml 11

How can she give him something he already has? Supersize his herpes, huh?

KayleeXLoVe21 0

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jobsman99 0

You must give a great ******** and have some great sex for him to do all that.

Nothing wrong with oral. But thank you so much for sharing what your boyfriend buys you. We really loved your stupid bragging.

JinxosGirl87 0

Poor whipped man was born without a spine :(

...wait, you're 16. Am I the only one that sees anything weird about this?

Omgitsaireyonna 6

Hahaha. He must be cheating. Sneaky guy. But smart. If he's cheating.(: