Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Tsunami87 17

Ironically both of those things are timeless

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thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

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kp4294 2

I would be beating the hell out of someone. Him and her.

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TheChad85 1

I recommend taking him to court, even in negligence he can be convicted of a crime for giving it to you.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Herp-a-derp. *rubs crystal ball delicately* I see many ass-beatings in your future. |the kid|

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JinxosGirl87 0

It's a good thing the "Rolex" was purchased from the guy in the trench coat on 5th Ave. The watch that was convienetly located in a position that rubs against his bare ******** ;)

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wriptidez 0

ask to see the rolex u wanna see how it shines then leace with it

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chanch 0

That's ****** up dump his ass and keep ur legs close

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