Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Tsunami87 17

Ironically both of those things are timeless

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thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

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Calyx_fml 21

He should buy you a lifetime supply of Valtrex.

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MrsCantrell 0

I would sue him!!!

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Cheesecakee 11

Dude this isn't even funny...i would kill somebody

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scumbagmagnet 10

That sucks! I hope you find someone better than that. I hope the other girl gets what she deserves to.

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JonnyRingo 0

That is my std of choice. Of course it would suck, at least you wont die from it.

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cheetahbud159 7

Your actually the BEST girlfriend..... Date me?

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SkardeyKat 3

She has herpes, you know.

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jakeshade11 8

You must feel like an ass. You go out and buy him something superficial like that, and he gives you a gift that you'll never lose or forget, the gift that keeps on giving. Sweet guy, we should strive to be more like him.

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GroverGirl 4

Track down that ***** and smash everything worth anything in her house, then burn all her clothes. If anyone asks, play dumb and say it was so that no one else will get her herpes.

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