Considerate boyfriend

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 07:17 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 851
You deserved it 15 858

Same thing different taste

Comments

Maybe it's because I'm a lesbian that I'm not bothered by this but a little bit of toilet paper really isn't that bad in the grand scheme of things. I've heard so many oral related horror stories over the years that are so much worse than toilet paper (or lint, or hair (head, pubic and pet) or a tampon string).

BubbleGrunge 18

I'm a little surprised everyone is flipping out myself; it's really not that huge of a deal!

Looks like you just became her personal douchebag.

BubbleGrunge 18

Oh god! All these comments are hilarious. Ladies, you can be as clean as a nun, have to pee and get a little paper down there. Sometimes I like spontaneous sex and I haven't just climbed out of the shower. Little paper isn't a big deal; you can secretly dispose of it while you're down their guys especially if you're good. Everyone is so grossed out but in reality, it happens sometimes. Lets not act like children! I'm especially appalled at the "no self respect" comments; least someone wipes!

As I said, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Been there, done that. Next time buy Charmin. They advertise that that doesn't happen with their tp.

southerngalslove 15

Even as a girl, I have to say it's better to ruin the moment than to suffer through that. That's worse than a guy with sweaty balls, and I'm sure girls tell guys to wash up first... just saying. I always prefer to shower first, as does my fiancé.

I don't find it bothersome if my guy has to stop occasionally for a bit of fuz or lint (usually from the towel after a shower). It wouldn't have bothered her if you just mentioned there was a bit of fuz or whatever and to wipe it quick or you could have grabbed a towel and wiped it saying anything from there's too much saliva to lint or whatever.

Allennis44 16

I don't think I want to know why.