Considerate boyfriend

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 07:17 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
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life_sucks225 13

i hope it was worth it

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Plexia 9

Once upon a time when I was young and innocent I read this article in Cosmo called 'A Dudes Perspective on Oral Sex' or some such jurkery. Apparently the above is (was? this was early 2000s - eesh) the no. one turn off for guys giving head... Even above smelly vaginas and beforested snatch! Cosmo's advice? Don't wipe. Thanks Cosmo. Thank you for everything.

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tanabanana13 14

Eww... I never let my boyfriend down there until I've cleaned up in the bathroom first.

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LifelessStars 22

I say YDI you could've just said no and tell her to take a shower.

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Old_Lady_80 1

That's Nasty, but very kind of you not to make a big deal of it.

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YeaSo3 14

I don't have sympathy for Op his ass did not have to eat that toilet paper..he could have said something ..she would have hopefully got it out and then he could have did his best to get "the moment" back

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