Considerate boyfriend

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 07:17 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
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life_sucks225 13

i hope it was worth it

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Tika876 18

The things you do for love...and sex.

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Nekogami 14

Things I would not do. Hard limit. Line crossed. :P

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JukeboxBanshee 10

That's pretty grody, but you deserve an award. That's what I call dedication.

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Gurlio 3

He deserves an award for doing it and then posting it on a very public website?

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Hammer940 7

Amazing what a guy will do for a little booty.

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MrsPegg 45

Im pretty sure that piece of ass was more than he imagined he'd be getting...

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Martinez0285 28

Hmm... Imagine what a guy would do for a big booty

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jdrappi 12

I would have told her to go clean herself

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iDaika9xL 13

I'm drinking coffee n almost puke

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TogeBara 12

Tip to those in the same situation, ask to do it in the shower, wash it off then get back to work.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Dude, no, you did not "have to" do that. It's really easy to rub them off while pretending you're just switching to your hands to mix things up. No need to ruin the moment OR eat them. That was your choice.

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doodlecloud 26

Or he could've just told her...may have spoilt the moment but she needs to know for the future. He shouldn't have to do that.

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lolen2910 3

wouldve only spoiled the.moment if she was a bitch about it.. id either crack up laughing or feel really bad but id feel better knowing that hes comfortable doing it

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thank you OP for keeping me from cheating on my diet. I don't think I'm going to eat for the next 3 days...

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