Sex and Intimacy: Cool move, dude - FML

Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to jump out from behind the bedroom door to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. I slipped and broke two ribs when I hit the ground. Instead of a sexy birthday evening, he got to take me to hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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Top comments

meganasoarus 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:15

why did you roll off? you're supposed to stay on the bed.

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:20

Maybe she's really round, so that's why she rolled off.

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nswan 5

Friday 10 December 2010 1:31

my bad :/

30STMluvva 0

Friday 10 December 2010 2:25

ouchie :)

janabanana18 0

Friday 10 December 2010 2:40

hahahahahahhaha!!!!! omg I'm sorry but that is so funny!!!.... but yeah... I hope you are better. lol

notsoluckypup 12

Friday 10 December 2010 5:25

no sex for you for awhile D:

_krispy 0

Friday 10 December 2010 6:25

HAHAHA made my day :L

hellotayler 0

Friday 10 December 2010 8:35

holy shit. that would be painful as hell ugh

WaitWut22 1

Friday 10 December 2010 15:48

that is so sexy lol

slowtubelite 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:31

This reminds me of a time where this almost happened to me! Thank god my man was careful and still caught me. Ur man must be big and strong but prolly doesn't have the fast reflexes to somehow grab u before u fall. Lovely.

justbigbs 6

Wednesday 15 December 2010 2:42

pick him up and through him off the edge of the bed and have break a bone, by the way, LOL and hope you get better

jon214thab 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:37

Should have done a barrel roll.

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