Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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DjeePee 24

Stare seductively? I bet you scared the shit out of him with your creepy stare.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

YDI times a million. real smooth, dumbass

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BamBarBiYaKergud 2

get some practice at the mirror how to flirt e t c before use it in real life loooooooool

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kseizzle 0

nobody should ever suck on something to flirt. it's unsubtle and makes you look like an inept ****.

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Ann23 7

well at least you tried, hopefully he got the hint.

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Raines38 0

damn girl u r fine as ****

1 4
awesomeooo3 0

Or she was trying to act like a **** haha YDI OP.

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bigbadtim 7

Your sucking skills need work if you want to impress him.

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kingatowning 2

or even netter. nothin is more sexy than a woman making her man a sandwich... So..GET BACK IN DA MUTHA F*CKING kitchen!! and make me a damn sammich!

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jklol11 0

u kinda deserved it for not knowing how suck a straw without looking.. did he help you at all when you started bleeding??

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slantyshanty 7

#16, don't be such a communist/prude. there is nothing wrong with being flirty.

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Livinia 11

I wouldn't want somebody staring at me creepily whilst sucking a straw... but that's just me.

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awesomeooo3 0

She doesn't have to suck on a straw to flirt. The way it sounded to me was that she was miming a ********, and that is slutty.

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