Cool prank bro

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 11:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML
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aback 4

Post their numbers offering hot buttsex.

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Peroxide 3

Just send me the pics and I will stop calling. Oh, and im not weird, my mum says im special.

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spiralfrenzy 0

I think it's time you get some new friends.

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FerrariCake 2

"WEIRD kid"??? I have news for you: a teenage boy hunting for pictures of nude chicks is NOT weird. That is perfectly normal behavior. Guys at that age need **** like fish need water.

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Fop 6

Nice generalization. I'm 14 and asexual. Sigh.

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Narzhul 0

You must've been one hell of a weird kid, because texting random numbers you find in public places, believing the message written along with it, and asking for nudes from it is not normal behavior at all.

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Hugorgy 0

Calling for nudes isn't normal behavior. Teens could much more easily look some **** up online. That's better than wasting your minutes on an unknown number.

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Poke_my_mon 0

On the contrary, **** are so much better when it's someone you "know"... or sorta know, as opposed to a pornstar. I'd rather look at a regular girls **** than a pornstars ****.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

actually calling a number you see written on a pole is almost as stupid as claiming to be an asexual 14 year old. I hate it when people self-diagnose themselves with extremely rare conditions...

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Fop 6

Asperger's syndrome is a condition, I don't believe being asexual is...

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Angel91_fml 0

Post your friends' numbers on Craiglist, THEN they'll get a lot of calls ;)

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geeknik 3

Probably not the brightest idea considering the number of people in the US who have been arrested for this very same activity. :)

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Angel91_fml 0

Ah, my bad. I forgot about that law. Oh well, hope it's not too late! =D

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peroxideprincess 0

question is: do you really have a nice pair? :P

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ShamanBond 1

Women with nice racks should be obligated to share pictures with the world, so get snappin.

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mj2123 0

And women with "nice racks" should be legally allowed to kick douchebags like you in the nuts with no penalty.

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riku3220 2

mj2123 must not have nice racks...

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Poke_my_mon 0

She MUST be. Everyone know that chicks with nice bazoombas like showing them. If they don't, they're fake.

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peroxideprincess 0

LOL even girls with fake chuboobas love showing them off...haha!

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mj2123 0

Hahahahaha. They're nicer than you'll ever see. And I didn't need implants.

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Poke_my_mon 0

I doubt that they're nice than I'll ever see. I've seen some pretty nice milk bags. Lots of knockers from lots of different kinds of women. Don't flatter yourself so much.

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TheButler 0

You just called them milk bags... maybe see but u'll never have ^^

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Tempsey 0

mj2123 - Fat chick **** don't count for size though.

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lilmszssy 0

some friendds youu have.

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