Intimacy, Phone calls, Weird and Pranks: Cool prank bro - FML

Cool prank bro

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 11:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML

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By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

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Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

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Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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By paprikarulz - 01/07/2009 10:31 - Australia

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Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

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By buckid310 - 03/11/2009 21:17 - United States

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Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

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Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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aback 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:28

Post their numbers offering hot buttsex.

Starfire22 5

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:26

O that's nice...

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Greenpenguin999 7

Saturday 12 December 2009 19:54

lol bitch slap them :P

the_raf 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 19:55

helllloooooo Wendy!

Batman4890 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 19:56

i hope u do have nice ****....

Poke_my_mon 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:11

FML reply fail.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:11

OP - **** or GTFO

House_1990 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:18

I love that you made the post anonymous, but you told everybody that your name is Wendy.

itak365 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:36

it appears that /b/ lives to fight another day...

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:10

DO you have nice ****?

Libelau 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:14

Your friends are awesome

the_sodomizer 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:15

haha that's something I would do

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