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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 563

You deserved it 57 474

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 180

You deserved it 2 811

Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 397

You deserved it 3 256

By helosthisshit - 01/11/2014 14:26 - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his 10th beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 929

You deserved it 4 346

Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

I agree, your life sucks 672

You deserved it 163

By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 233

You deserved it 5 235

Busted!

By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 468

You deserved it 2 100

Fruity party

By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 490

You deserved it 333

By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 666

You deserved it 40 129

You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 117

You deserved it 68 661

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 804

You deserved it 3 789

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Top comments

perdix 29

Monday 1 November 2010 16:07

Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.

Tarvo1 0

Monday 1 November 2010 16:07

Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML

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Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 1 November 2010 23:31

I can't believe you're stupid enough to put this on FML. Did you really expect sympathy?

libbye 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:10

you deserved it... idiot!

johnxringo 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:47

so your fault

roydawgg 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 6:11

AT A DRUNK PARTY girls: hot skimpy costume boys: football player not a freaky zombie, a vampire, a dice or a piñata or lady gaga you are at a drunk party hoping to get laid act like it and look like it

batgirl_babygirl 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 6:22

what did you think was gonna happen?

jdoll112 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 6:42

well DUH!? what did you think would happen?

banananut 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 7:50

You shoulda let 'em hit dat.

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:19

....what did you expect?

Son_of_Helghan 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:47

over 12,000 YDIs, wow that's just crazy, but unfortunately it's true

newzealand 28

Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:24

seriously, what the **** were you thinking?!

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