Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
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perdix 29

Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.

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Tarvo1 0

Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML

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Punkachu_fml 0

So you must have looked good since everyone was hittin on you ;)

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T_is_the_man 0

"hmmmm i wonder what i should wear to this costume party? O! I know I'll b a pinata. This can't go wrong"......

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CoachLlama 5

So whats your costume going to be next year. A nail?

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cufaoil 11

too risky.... he'll end up getting hammered...

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CoachLlama 5

I see what you did there.

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rallets 22

yea you hit the nail on the head with that one

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cufaoil 11

next time, don't swing on the chandelier....

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monkeyCanDoMYJob 7

Maybe you should have taken off the costume and watch drunk people hit (or least try to) it. But come on, you were a PINATA! It would be wrong NOT TO HIT IT!

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Haw_Haw 0

Do I even NEED to say how dumb that was?

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IScreamRawr 4

Oh my god this reminds me of a demetri Martin joke. “I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.”

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Macadamia_fml 0

Dude, that was sooo asking for it! I wouldn't have even been drunk and I would've hit you :D

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