Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.

Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML

Comments

FYLDeep 25

You definitely should have seen that coming. Oh well, try not to make the same mistake again. Dress up in a safe costume next year. You know, go as a dartboard or something.

The FML couldn't get any better unless you puked on them after they hit you

Op you are a terrible person just think of how disapointed those people were when they discovered that there was no candy inside just blood and guts...

Please tell me you at least had the decency to fill yourself up with candy first. It's the Piñata Code.

Are you ******* retarded? Oh wait yeah you are.

Didn't you know that to dress as a piñata you have got to be brave and ready for an obese drunk guy to hit you with a baseball bat?

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