Money: Cough up

Cough up

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

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You deserved it 8 728

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Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 16:36 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphones to a "friend" for the weekend. As a thank-you, he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend, taking the headphones with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphones for a $1 soda. FML

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By TakenAdvantageOf - 15/09/2017 04:30

Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I set aside a weekend to spend time with a friend. I learned that someone else is staying there: a fat, unemployed man-child who talks shit about us on Facebook, while his manipulative wife pays his bills. He got evicted from his last home when he pretended to be a ninja and cut up his neighbor's garden. FML

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But I need it!

By InDebted - 02/05/2022 02:00 - United States - Kula

Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML

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By anonymas - 29/01/2010 15:29 - Norway

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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Boomer humor

By Vlad - 05/01/2023 12:00

Today, the guy who owes me $300 put a meme on Facebook that said, “In 2023, I’m gonna move on from the past, so if I owe you money, sorry but I’ve moved on.” FML

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Albatross around my neck

By josh9792 - 23/02/2023 18:00

Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML

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airball33 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:20

That's why you don't loan money to friends

marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 15:20

Send over some debt collectors :)

Comments

NadoLuardric 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:45

YDI for not making him pay the oney he owes you

SaintE_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:47

new apartment to confuse you $800 a month, new T.V. to watch while hiding out from you $700, handgun if you find him $450, screwing you out of $300 priceless

RavenXRampage 1

Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:12

Very nice.

funzcpl 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:48

#17 that's one of the best episodes ever!

CoronaR0na 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:50

start charging interest or you know next time not to loan him money

jlms27 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:52

same as my boyfriend! his friend owed him $160 and claimed that he is facing some financial difficulties etc. Yet, he updated his facebook on how he lost money to gambling and how he spend his nights out in clubs and LANs.

TryptamineDreame 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:52

YDI for not growing a back bone and telling your friend to pay up! :)

Gadomski87 2

Monday 8 November 2010 16:56

Knock his ass out, steal the handgun and TV.

THEmuffinpan 0

Monday 8 November 2010 17:06

So are you ROTC or what? Or maybe you just went down to a surplus store to look cool? O.o

perdix 29

Monday 8 November 2010 17:10

He's got a handgun -> you're out $300. Unless you get a shotgun.

Zebidee 8

Monday 8 November 2010 21:14

...but how would he afford it?

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:59

Extract interest from his deadbeat friend to cover the cost of the shotgun. He could also rob a liquor store on the way home to ensure the gun pays for itself.