CPS

By Bad Parent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 794
You deserved it 4 572

Top comments

xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha your son is a little ****** :)

fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.

Comments

ydnar 5

According to Supernanny all you have to do is make your kid sit in a chair during 2 or 3 commercials then he'll do anything you say. The social worker's just doing her job the teacher needs to pull his/her head of his/her ass.

Rocker_chic_86 2

Actually, the teacher was just doing his/her job as well. Teachers are mandated reporters so if they even suspect abuse, they need to report it.

You didn't deserve that obviously, but the silver lining is that your son goes to a school that must really care about the students.

maybe after his punishment that little punk'll actually have a reason to get the social worker involved

I would expect another visit from the social worker after I stomped a mud-hole in his ass tonight.

HarrietPotter239 0

I wouldn't want pizza and ice cream anyway. I'm more of dino chicken nuggets and a giant macaron.

That is messed up!!! If these kids are our future, we are SCREWED!!!!!!!!!

lacey6195 4

well that's one dramatic kid!

how could you, you monster! depriving an obviously worthy child of the great ice cream and pizza for breakfast is un-American, and goes against the laws of life!

thehunt396 6

Now you can actually starve him and the social worker wont believe him