CPS

By Bad Parent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 794
You deserved it 4 572

Top comments

xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha your son is a little ****** :)

fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.

Comments

Yeah who doesn't eat pizza and ice-cream in the morning.

force feed him pizza and ice cream everyday

juicedboi 7

This is an FML for the kid, not OP. Poor

juicedboi 7

This is an FML for the kid, not OP. Poor Lil guy had to eat breakfast of losers. Which is anything other than pizza and ice cream for those who are wondering.

that's the worst advice I have ever heard.

you know every time I see your post, I know that it is going to be the most idiotic post ever. but none the less you have your right to your opinion!

42: He was probably malnourished, not starving. There's a difference.

imacreeper 3

42, that is not what 15 is trying to prove AT ALL. OP's child will now listen to mommy next time, because mother knows best ;) ..unless their mentally deranged or just pure evil of course.

choke the little shit till he doesnt want no ******* cream ice and pizza

why cant you just let him have the pizza and ice cream. it not that big of a deal.....

why cant you just let him have the pizza and ice cream. it not that big of a deal.....

fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.

I got ice cream for breakfast once, but I was at my grandma's :)

cloudy01 0

is that why your tummy hurts?

I had yesterday's pizza for breakfast this morning and I think I'll have some ice cream now too. I'm not a fat guy, I just have my own place.

In eighth grade, my health teacher told us pizza was good for breakfast because it includes multiple parts of the food guide pyramid.

I haven’t a clue why there’s an obesity epidemic

sixfoot2 0

yep time for a whoopin all right! but then the social worker might show up again.

TigerWoods101 0

Not if you find something to keep her away with.

catrav77 0

the first time I read this, I thought it said"time for a weapon!" I was a bit confused, but very entertained!

Phonebooks. You can hit somebody with one, and it does hurt! Don't get me wrong. But they don't leave marks. Wonder if I just gave OP an idea...

reminds me of southpark. season 12 episode 13 when their school is struck by high school musical 3

alexg823 0

A whopper sounds good right now...

xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha your son is a little ****** :)

=0 (.)(.) babe you. are. hotter then my left nut.

xoCOURTNIEox 0

well "babe" you are just as lame as your default picture :)

sixfoot2 0

you gotta put fear in that boy! better start punishing him good.

JennaMarie420 2

All I can think of when reading this is: A social verker! A social verker! *sigh* I need to get out more.

haven't seen you on the comments in awhile :D

Give him pizza with hot pepper and mix some Tabasco on it.

Zombieslayer1 0

Mmmmmm......you really know how to make a person hungry.