CPS

By Bad Parent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML
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xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha your son is a little ****** :)

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klarabellekiss 0

fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.

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martinoriginal 0

you should show him what starving really means *wink wink*

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tazey 0

so what? just give the kid his dream breakfast.

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kasumii 1

Your son will become a 100 kg American.

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XxGuard 0

C'mon! Pizza can be healthy. I weigh 140 pounds of muscle and I eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for dinner. The kid will run it off anyways.

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sportsphotogirl 0

beat his ass and give him a reason to call.

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poy2x 0

once that social worker leaves somebodys gunna get a hurt reeeaall bad!

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barbiiee_fml 0

whip him, then he will have a real reason to call

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datgirl 0

fyl OP, but you gotta understand that cases like that exist and they will probably believe the kid. while reading this your story I remembered " A Child Called IT"... I cried so much from that book... I'm sorry OP. try talking to your son. I hope everything will be okay!

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