CPS

By Bad Parent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 794
You deserved it 4 572

Top comments

xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha your son is a little ****** :)

fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.

Comments

bnwranbo 2

& if you actually DO allow him to eat what he wants for breakfast social services will come again saying that you're not paying enough attention to him and allowing him to eat unhealthily... I once complained in my blog that my mom made pasta for dinner and really screwed it up.. a few days later social services was at my house because a relative said that "all my mom fed me was pasta", they had to check the pantry and fridge to make sure we had other food at our house. I deleted my blog after that, & now my mom's listed as an abuser because I had pasta for dinner....

lulututu 4

I'm sorry, but that's freaking funny:)! made me laugh out loud in class. hahaa

xXDubbleChic 11

it's really scary in foster care. I'm glad that's the only problem you had.

sxe_beast 11

Lots of American bashing. More shall come...

Zombieslayer1 0

If we can't bash Americans, who can we bash? Were the funniest country out there.

sxe_beast 11

I don't mind American bashing. Its just... never mind I won't get into it, lol.

Zombieslayer1 0

I spend about most of my time on FB in debates with people as to why our country's government sucks and is bringing our countries honor down. So go ahead and give your opinion, I love this topic.

I'm not sure someone with the name of zombie slayer is someone I feel safe debating with.

Zombieslayer1 0

awww....but I'm so good at debates. Oh plz;) I promis I won't disappoint.

#37. you are what's wrong with this world. People that say well this is the only way to do MY JOB. Learn how to interact with people not files.

Zombieslayer1 0

I grew up with leftover popcorn as my breakfast.

sxe_beast 11

Well you are from Michigan...

Zombieslayer1 0

Is there a problem with that?

Zombieslayer1 0

I didn't mean that to go twice.

you are a horrible parent!!!! what i wrong with you!! that poor child!!!!! haha JK

shoving it up his ass is not feeding him...

shakeTHEworld 12

I'd punish that bratty child if I were you. You're spoiling him too much, plus, he thinks he has power over you. Show him who's boss! I remembered when my parents used to punish me by smacking me with a broomstick, clothes hanger, belt, do the same for him!

kittydriftwood 0

Look people, social workers aren't the enemy. Outdated laws are the enemy. Do something to change it. Nah, you'll just sit there in front of that screen all day making comments about how you disagree with everything.

maybe it's cuz most of the people here are either too young or to lazy to change anything

kittydriftwood 0
xXDubbleChic 11

they are in my family. you clearly are one of them. any person that has ever delt with them would disagree with you. they fallow ANY laws. in Cali the police and a social worker knocked on my door asking for my cousin. my dad asked to see a warrant and they said "sir, if you don't give him to us we will take all of them" all of them being me and my brother along with my cousin. their not aloud to do that. based on my WHOLE life, from the time I was 4 to now I have hated and feared them. do you know what can happen to kids in foster care?! kids get raped. half, and I'm not saying all, but half of the people working in foster care are doing just for the money. they ARE the enemy and always will be.

explain yourself. then be like "by all means take him for a few days" to teach him a lesson.