Love, Dating, First Dates and Parents: Crafty

Crafty

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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You deserved it 3 213

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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You deserved it 3 564

By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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You deserved it 4 777

By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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You deserved it 41 340

By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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You deserved it 3 883

By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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You deserved it 4 381

By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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You deserved it 5 396

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Are you my new mommy?

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

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staciieee_x3 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:16

Your dad sounds like a real charmer.

emo_devon 11

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:04

wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_< they get so unrealistic about things.

Comments

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:39

ydi for living in Utah, let me guess, your dads Mormon? maybe you should move out so your dad doesn't scare away future dates

JayColt 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:16

24 REDHEAD RUN

BallinJ 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:40

did he pull out a shotgun and tell him to get off his lawn?

noora619 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 10:08

lol my dad would do the same thing !

ReconX 2

Sunday 8 August 2010 10:35

I can see why.. blahhh

chipper_1112 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:45

that sucks

chipper_1112 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:45

that sucks

buzZKillian 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 10:53

tell your dad he's a creepy possessive ****, and that your his daughter, not his wife. then kick your dog and say "look what you made me doooooooo!!!!"

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:05

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!@?!!!!!Ewrfvbehbk.,m.dvzXc

emo_devon 11

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:04

wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_< they get so unrealistic about things.

DearLar 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:17

#5 , he's just over protective I think.

PeachySweetS 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:27

Not a big deal. Possibly after that guy was done with you he was going to get started with Stacey, and then, perhaps, finish the night with a bit of Ashley. Your dad might have sensed this and decided to ignore your wish for a date with this young man. Be grateful. But, if you're really still mad about the whole situation: Do to your dad what the boys in 'Lord of the Flies' did to the pig. Kill your dad, Cut his throat, Bash him in. - Just helping the human race, one human at a time. ~*~ PeachySweetS

Geiko_fml 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 16:20

Now see, that's one hell of a great way to throw a party.

onnielief 4

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:55

What dod you expect? Your from Utah, the state that didn't want to join the Union because they would have to give up polygamy. Maybe you should have prepared bwtter.

JayColt 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:19

Peach Cobbler

_Ama_Lia_V_ 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:21

Oh Hell No! I Would Murder Him!!!  If That Ever Happened To Me I Would Get On The Phone, Call My Date, And Say My Dad Is A Lying ****. (And Yeah, I Know Thats A Girls Word) >:Σ