Love, Dating, First Dates and Parents: Crafty

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Are you my new mommy?

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

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staciieee_x3 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:16

Your dad sounds like a real charmer.

emo_devon 11

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:04

wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_< they get so unrealistic about things.

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NObeeS 7

Friday 17 September 2010 18:44

wow your dad played u

duckeater22 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:10

what an asshole

butterflyz1961 2

Monday 8 August 2011 15:35

I wish my dad had done that with some if my dates.

saounga 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:44

Your dad was just being Dad. Sounds like a good man to me. Just protecting his baby girl.

Shellster 10

Friday 26 August 2011 20:36

DADs are so awesome! roflmao

jasony0423 0

Friday 13 January 2012 0:34

This is awesome.

Shay_Shay97 23

Monday 16 November 2015 1:23

This... This is the reason I check Random. That dad took parenting to a whole new level.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 18 June 2016 20:44

I get wanting to be protective but scaring men away is not okay.

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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