Seriously? The vast majority of you guys would pay to watch that crap? I'm becoming more and more convinced daily that the movie "Idiocracy" isn't too far off the mark after all. FYL, OP. F all of our lives.

Put a naked chick jumping rope at the end. That would make it worth watching.

Have Shrek and Donkey light the onion on fire.

I'd still rather watch that than twilight.

Now does he mean shoot as in with a gun or shoot with a camera??

well I guess it depends on your topic. but it's interesting and definitely creative. look up what onion symbolizes or something, maybe he's thinking on a deeper level.

wat the hell

The onion represents the inherently unpleasant nature of a layered, organic society, while the fire clearly alludes to the flames of avarice and commercialization that threaten to engulf us all. Hills are cool too, because stuff will usually roll down them. I suggest black & white, a single tracking shot, handheld with no stabilization. Maybe fly in some text here and there – phrases like “military-industrial complex” and “created equal…?” Make sure you use the question mark or people won’t get it. See you at Cannes! (you should find another partner - FYL)

How would you call the movie? Happy tree onions?

It's been done. "Flamber l'oignon qui roule en descendant" French short film festival, Paris, 1982.