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Creative mind

By Dean Heffern - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill." He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

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DianaFromHolland 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:15

well that could be interesting..

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:19

Still sounds better than "Gigli".

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ObeyTheSnarf 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:38

That sounds awesome! XD

SCBeauty1983 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:44

#39 - That was extremely rude, immature, and uncalled for! WTF is your problem?!? Go jump off of the nearest tall building or bridge... without the bungee cord! >=-(

SirEBC 7

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:50

That's a good idea. It would make a lot of people cry.

sixfoot2 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:52

you guys will end up making a masterpiece...until then put in on those awesome ideas

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 22 February 2011 22:07

Seems like a lame idea. For research watch Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

vomitknife 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 22:10

Quit bitching, sounds like this guy has some ideas. You need to contribute to this project, don't make him carry you all semester.

jessica_alexine 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 22:47

soooo. I would drop film class :/ orrrrr get a new partner!!!

alexbowdey 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 22:58

WHOA. mind blown. I'd pay to see that... just saying...

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:06

That sounds ******* awesome

mikkelkarn 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:23

creative xD

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