Spiders, Phobias and Animals: Creeped out - FML

Creeped out

By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

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SPIDERS!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML

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Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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Jump scare

By izzy46111 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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Demon child

By PeanutlyDisabled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

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Freak out

By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML

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The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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Caturday surprise!

By Cats...FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML

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Snek

By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

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Zit remedy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

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Top comments

Theglc20 27

Sunday 11 October 2015 18:30

I would have just burned down the house

dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 11 October 2015 18:29

No shame in that!

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limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:27

Lol kudos to your sister

chuka81 27

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:29

I understand that people love to be scared of spiders. But allowing your little sister to get rid of a possibly venomous spider, while you squealed in a corner, just makes you a selfish coward.

BreM16 23

Sunday 11 October 2015 21:33

How does that make him selfish? His sister obviously wasn't scared of spiders so she was just doing him a favor.

chuka81 27

Sunday 11 October 2015 22:35

I don't understand why people freak out about spiders, but I assume it's because they feel it's dangerous. if that's the case, what kind of person would allow a 10 year old kid to pick up something heshe considers too dangerous to handle by himself herself? Even if the kid shows no fear for the creature?

BreM16 23

Sunday 11 October 2015 23:11

It's not that they think it's dangerous, they just think they are creepy. If the 10 year old was fine with getting it, then it's fine. There's nothing wrong with it, they just have a fear of spiders. No need to be so judgmental.

Badkarma4u 17

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:46

Is this the part where I'm supposed to say something about burning the house down, and. then making it even more dramatic by mentioning using fire.

Enzymatic 14

Sunday 11 October 2015 20:01

I would scream and run myself dont worry I feel your pain!!

Dominus101 20

Sunday 11 October 2015 20:16

That's Super Creepy OP your sister deserves a medal for handling that, as a grown ass man I can say those eight legged freaks still scare most people

helptheorphans 17

Sunday 11 October 2015 21:33

It's just a spider -.-

scarlett3diaz 24

Sunday 11 October 2015 21:33

I have to do that for my step dad...

2C0OL4SCH0OL 17

Sunday 11 October 2015 22:20

Well damn anyone would be scared

robby_boss013 10

Sunday 11 October 2015 22:43

I'm scared shitless of spiders too, so I feel you on that one

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 11 October 2015 23:41

Your sister thought it was fake and tried to scare you with it.

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Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

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Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML

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Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

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Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by riding my BMX to work. My 'rad skills' are out of whack because I hit a pothole, fell off, and landed in a pile of trash bags that were dumped by the side of the road. The irony wasn’t lost on me. FML

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Today, I spent hours in town getting everything I'd need to make dinner, taking the cat to the vet, getting gardening supplies, and filling up our extra tanks with gas for the mowers. I came home, only for Mom to wordlessly plunk down an empty pack of cigarettes, and grin like a Cheshire cat, then sip her wine. FML

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Today, I found out I lost a promotion intended for me because I was on planned vacation. FML

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Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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