Transportation, Creepy, Awkward and Parents: Creeped out

Creeped out

By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By mark - 11/01/2009 02:11 - France

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

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Spy vs. Spy

By bumblebee - 14/09/2009 21:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML

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By sammers27 - 19/12/2013 13:48 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

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By simply2010 - 30/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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McMike10 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:16

Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:20

Do the creep ;)

Comments

JsSWAN 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:24

I wonder what he will think when he sees you go up to your dad and talk to him and get in his car

Anubyte 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:26

That'ssssssss a nice daughter you have there.... (minecraft!)

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 17 October 2011 6:16

Minecraft is a freaking awesome game!!

lotto_boi 3

Monday 17 October 2011 23:01

This is fml not minecraft

ligerzero459 24

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:11

131 - Look up "Minecraft creeper" then come back and try that comment again

Randomnessmoi 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:27

Sounds like something from a cliché movie.

djth3t4ank 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:43

Sounds like a shitty movie.

vhivfe 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:29

Today I was getting off a train and I saw a creepy looking guy so I said to a girl "doesn't that guy creep you out?". That guy turned out to be hr dad.FML you deserved it: 58907569

Enslaved 36

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:29

My dad wears black socks with sandals and a wife beater with mustard stains on it and I'm still proud to stand next to him and call him daddy. (:

mspeacock 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:04

Buy your dad a bib and new shirt, maybe some shoes, wearing socks and flip flops is creeepy!

DKjazz 20

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:40

He should put some pants on.

exleonhart 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:37

30- You meanie! Buy better fitting clothes, and change your haircut, late ninetys glasses and a tapered bob makes you look skanky. :(

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:08

^^lol

BabyGirl912 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:15

Lmao XD

zombicidal 11

Monday 17 October 2011 6:41

its like a white tank top thing I'm pretty sure I only wear band tees so I'm not sure of the lazy choice style

IndigoAcrylic 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:17

Cool story, bro o3o

perdix 29

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:33

You should have totally sold out your dad and joined the cute guy in making fun of him. Then, let him "rescue" you from the deranged creep who wants you to call him Daddy. If your Dad cares about your mental well-being (aka, sex life), he'll play along and let you score ;)