Transportation, Creepy, Awkward and Parents: Creeped out

Creeped out

By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 397

You deserved it 2 612

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 838

You deserved it 4 134

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 473

You deserved it 12 792

By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 227

You deserved it 3 613

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 375

You deserved it 2 628

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 489

You deserved it 2 385

By mark - 11/01/2009 02:11 - France

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 021

You deserved it 9 382

Spy vs. Spy

By bumblebee - 14/09/2009 21:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 122

You deserved it 3 731

By sammers27 - 19/12/2013 13:48 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 170

You deserved it 4 848

By simply2010 - 30/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 756

You deserved it 32 848

By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 945

You deserved it 4 397

McMike10 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:16

Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:20

Do the creep ;)

Comments

deadlydk 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:57

Did you take the midnight train going anywhere?

mspeacock 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:06

Creeper dad going up and down the boulevard...

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:35

I am a closet Journey fan. :/

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:58

How is being a Journey fan something to hide? I could understand hiding that you like Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black, maybe even Styx or Nickelback, but You don't need to hide liking Journey :D

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:34

Want to help me come out of the closet?? :D

mspeacock 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:02

You should have messed with him. Agree that the "man" is indeed creepy. Dare him to go talk to the "creep" when he won't offer to do it. Go up to your dad and tell him to look angry and hug you, then carry you off into the dark while you show nothing but fear on your face... Bet that boy will piss himself.

ChloeC926 9

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:14

Lmfaooo that wuld be too funny!!!

1bluesky1 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:15

He struck out on that one.

lhamil64_fml 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:39

You should have been like "Yeah, and it's even worse that he's my dad. " I don't get why your life is ****** because of this...

aleman2008 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:50

Creepy guys are hot. I think.

r0ckoman 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:54

Im guessing he does

ajmacrae 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:13

Was your dad wearing a long trench coat?

eatpussy 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:15

Today, i saw this cute girl on my train ride home. We made small talk and just to keep the conversation going, i saw a man and pointed him out by saying "doesnt that guy give you the creeps?" turns out the man i pointed out is her dad. FML