Intimacy: Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2009 00:22 - Australia

Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML

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Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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fits138 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:39

Well that's always awkward...

bubblybrooke 12

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:12

I'm directly under my parents room. the ceiling shakes. :|

Comments

watisthis 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:29

what the?

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:35

I was expecting it to end with you and your sister having sex.

luis420 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 18:15

lmao 29 I was thinking the dame thing

ciaobella89_fml 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:58

gross.

fits138 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:39

Well that's always awkward...

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:41

it's pretty hard to make sense of what you've just written. maybe it's because I don't speak English nativly

ValerieVictoria 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:49

#3 her parents were having loud raunchy sex in the room next to her so she couldnt sleep. and her dad asked her why she was tired, she made up an excuse.

akiranozaki 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:42

Oh joy. Time to invest in some quality earplugs. And FYL indeed.

jd_superjive 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:48

Haha oh goodness....are you referring to what i think you are referring?

zays 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 11:01

I'm afraid so.

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:56

join in.

Emmeleia 8

Saturday 5 December 2009 11:27

incest, fun for the whole family... FYL but unfortunately its a fact of life it happens to us all once in our lives.

juliaface 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:54

It wasn't incest! They were saying they heard their parents having sex and couldn't sleep.

rlet 1

Saturday 5 December 2009 12:24

I'm sorry for u and ur sis... ask ur daddy 2 take u to walmart for some ear plugs and good luck

kirstyannemiller 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:47

We dont have walmart in the uk:(

diversgal 9

Tuesday 12 March 2013 12:43

Or Australia

GDragonsSwag 21

Monday 28 April 2014 9:04

Well there is Asda, which is literally part of the Walmart family

itouchguy360 3

Saturday 5 December 2009 12:33

I agree, time to invest in earplugs. If you don't want to tell them the truth, then just say oh the roads are very noisy at night, I could use some earplugs. Remember though, get the reusable kind, not the cheap foam ones! :)

liquidbunny 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 13:21

well the only bright spot about being a child of divorce, like I am, is you dont seem to run into that problem. My older brother on the other hand probably heard me being concieved.