Cops and Transportation: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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You deserved it 3 257

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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You deserved it 8 354

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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You deserved it 6 017

By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 461

You deserved it 3 982

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 280

You deserved it 7 399

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You deserved it 55 520

Get Back

By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 971

You deserved it 5 362

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 340

You deserved it 4 612

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You deserved it 102 526

By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 917

You deserved it 6 564

Random encounter

By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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You deserved it 2 303

bobdole 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:01

don't take it personally, my dude. you can never be too safe these days.

ifeedhobos 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:03

Shaggy hair, unkempt facial hair, and baggy clothes all lead towards the possibility of a man being a creeper, Sorry brotha!

Comments

Stakeout 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:04

don't wear a bandanna around your face next time....i've found that creeps them out

LinkToEverything 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:41

To Numbah 2 This effect is often achived when your black Don't call me racist I am black and this happens to me

greenfinch 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:37

9. You are SUCH an asshole. What, are you scared we're gonna try and convert you? Just because someone has slightly different beliefs than you doesn't mean that you should be afraid of them and therefore persecute them. Ever heard of the Holocaust? Six million Jews killed just for being Jewish? That's because of people like you, who are so closed-minded that they can't even think of people of other religions as ACTUAL PEOPLE. GET A LIFE.

draftskink 23

Thursday 3 November 2016 5:42

That went 0-100 real quick

Zic_fml 7

Saturday 28 February 2009 18:18

#25; they were probably blonde.

17Master 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:44

I love how people make assumptions about how OP must look or his lifestyle. Anyway, at least you offered to help. If their immediate thought is "OMG rapist call the cops" then they deserve to wait there, stuck in the rain until an actual... I'm gonna stop there.